Llano County in May: Live music, live theater, and a festival for fried testicles

National Swing Band of Texas
The 19-piece National Swing Band of Texas headlines the Llano Country Opry on May 13.

Welcome to the last full month of spring in Llano County. In May, watch live theater, tap your toes to Western swing, celebrate the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department’s centennial with s’mores, and get your fill of food and music at a festival with a memorable name. For more information on events and attractions in Llano County, click on https://visitllanocounty.com/

“SAVANNAH SIPPING SOCIETY” ON STAGE

Friday-Sunday, May 5-7

LanTex Theater, 113 W. Main in Llano

Belly-laugh your way through this comedy about four middle-aged women seeking escape from their humdrum lives. The four are drawn together by fate and a few boozy happy hours. 

NATIONAL SWING BAND OF TEXAS AT LLANO COUNTRY OPRY

2:30-4:30 p.m. Saturday, May 13

LanTex Theater, 113 W. Main in Llano 

Western swing aficionados, Llano is the place to be when this 19-piece band takes the stage at this restored movie house. Opry shows often sell out, so buy your tickets in advance. 

100 S’MORE YEARS AT ENCHANTED ROCK

3-5 p.m. Saturday, May 13

Enchanted Rock State Natural Area, 16710 RR 965 between Llano and Fredericksburg 

Gather ‘round the campfire to celebrate the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department’s centennial with some tasty s’mores while learning about Enchanted Rock’s storied past. Rangers provide the s’mores makings; just bring blankets or chairs. Take time to explore the massive granite dome for which the park is named.

CASTELL TESTICLE FESTIVAL 

9 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday, May 20

Castell General Store, 19522 RR 152 West in Castell  

Funny name, fun event, held at a popular weekend haunt. Feast on calf fries (bovine testicles), burgers, or pit barbecue. Grab a cold beer, listen and dance to live music, and experience Castell’s whimsical, country atmosphere.

JUNK IN THE TRUNK GARAGE SALE

8 a.m.-noon. Saturday, May 27 

Courthouse Square, 801 Ford St. in Llano

At this social gathering/swap meet, recovering packrats park at the Courthouse Square to sell their unwanted household items, while bargain-hunters seek out their next big “find.” Free event with live music.